Funny Taxi Driver Names

I think it's time for the taxi cab industry to shake things up a little. The same old scary people with weird names is so played at this point and frankly I think they've become too content. This is why I'm strongly considering getting some investors and finally starting my "Clown Steaks" taxi service. All cabs are driven by people dressed as clowns and you get a free steak with every fare. And yes, all cabs are steak blood red and have a horn that honks like a clown.